There’s an Amber Alert in effect for all women who like women – 24 year old actress and star ofPineapple Express, Zombieland, and the upcoming Nic Cage action flick Drive Angry, Amber Heard is officially a woman who likes other women. She publicly announced her sexual orientation at a GLAAD event this past Friday evening with her girlfriend, Tasya van Ree. Well, have you seen her photo shoots withGQ, Maxim, and FHM? She’s hot enough to turn anyone lesbian. We already scheduled our reassignment surgeries.